Vote for Your Favorite Kris Jenner Quote!

1. "Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister is going to jail!

This is probably the most iconic line that Kris has ever said. When Khloe was arrested for a DUI, Kim Kardashian was taking selfies in the car with Kris like it was no big deal, so of course their super mom shut it down quickly. It was too funny and a total mom and momager move.

2. "Ugh, for the love of Kanye."

Some moms say, "for the love of Pete," but not Kris Jenner. The pop-culture loving star used her son-in-law's name to make this phrase even more dramatic and we want to start using it in our daily vocabulary ASAP.

3. "I don't have cell service here, and it's making me have a rash."

The sign of a true work horse.

4. "I'm not crazy! I'm chilling."

The 62-year-old star is used to being called "crazy" by her family, but when she replied with "I'm chilling" we couldn't help but love her more.

5. "You kind of look like My Little Pony meets Katy Perry."

Oooh, burn! After Kylie Jenner debuted blue locks a few years ago, this is what her mom said to her and it's so harsh but so funny.

6. "It's an emergency! We don't have a wine opener."

The good news is that in the case of an emergency, this boss has a plan B and therefore you know she got that bottle open some way.

7. "I think my favorite day of this last year was probably the day when Oprah came over."

Not when one of her grandchildren was born or anything related to the family...Oprah. We see you Kris!

8. "I drank that wine without touching the bottle…and people say we have no talent."

LOL, she has a point. 

9. "This is my bible."

No matter what her kids do, Kris is a massive fan of them. This was especially true when the matriarch clutched onto her copy of Vogue featuring Kim and Kanye West on the cover. It's a total boss moment and super funny since Kim may or may not be her favorite. 

10. "Some people paint, others make music and dance, I make table settings."

The lady knows her skill set and boy, does she work those skills.

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